Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...