Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!