You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...