Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!