Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...