What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...