Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...