Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...