New business mergers!
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Redneck wins lottery…
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Things not to say during sex!
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Dear Agony Aunt
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Trumpet jokes
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Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...