St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...