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Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
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All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
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Thank you for the emails
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One day Confucious say…
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