Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...