What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...