redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!