Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...