If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...