Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...