Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...