Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...