…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....