Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!