What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Lost far from a home
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
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Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...