A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate