Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...