10 things to never say to a naked man…
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Which drummer?
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Do you go to church?
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NY Times Ad
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I.R.S. parking tickets
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...