New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!