Texan Buys Spread
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Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
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Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...