The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...