New person in prison
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Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...