Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!