Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.