Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...