Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....