spitting in the vase
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Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate