The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...