Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...