Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....