Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...