A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...