Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...