What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...