Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...