A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...