Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...