How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...