Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.