Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
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A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...