Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...