Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....