Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...