About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...